Prude: "This picture is inappropriate!"
Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"
Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"
by L1ght May 30, 2014
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1. I wonder who the fuck was calling that Amish porn star...
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.
by HUST TO THE WEED April 3, 2005
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