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amish plow 

When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.

(Walking around while in this position is optional)
Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!
amish plow by AXiD July 28, 2004
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Amish Plow 

During sexual intercourse, namely doggy style, the male swipes both arms from underneath the female. Thus causing her face to plow violently against the ground/bed, which in turn, causes a massive rash to appear.

(works well on carpet)
Friend: "Hey Kristine, where did you get that fuckin massive rash on your face?"

Kristine: "Oh, one of the Basketballers was fuckin me from behind on the carpet and he gave me the amish plow..."

Friend: "HAHAHAHA! You dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmb cunt! I told you to quit bein' a groupie slut!"

Kristine: "I know, i know... but it hurt soooo good!"
Amish Plow by Dorr Biscuit November 16, 2006

Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.
Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.
Amish Donkey Plow by Evanieser1 January 18, 2009

Amish field plow 

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.
Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

Amish Plower

When you're doing a girl doggy-style, just when you are about to come, grab her hands and pull them towards you. This will force her head down to the carpet, so you will be able to shove her head around the carpet. May leave minor carpet marks.
Oh dude, I pulled an Amish Plower on Amy last night!

Mary, you'll never guess what Matt did last night!
What?
He pulled an Amish Plower on me!
Amish Plower by SjaakBraak December 14, 2010
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