american wet dream

Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed
"I'm living the american wet dream"

(Sploosh)

"Oh man, these sheets are ruined"
by Ollie Oj October 16, 2008
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American Wet Dream

Blonde, great smile, big breasts, firm ass, 18 years old and great at blowjobs. Truly the pinnacle of beauty in the Land of the Free.
In the pursuit of happiness, one always strives to attain the American Wet Dream.
by HaydenPennyfeather March 3, 2011
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