american dick 

The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The american dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.

Black girl: Damn that white boy look like tom cruise!
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL

White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...

American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.

Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.

american dick by ApocalypsePenguin June 23, 2012

American Dick Stuffer 

The act of getting a womens nipples hard and sticking them up your Urethra well you sing The Star Spangle Banner.

Michael: The other day this girl give me an American Dick Stuffer

Sam: Did It Hurt?

Michael: Kinda, but its soo worth it

American Dick Stuffer by Sammm R.(: October 3, 2010

American Dick Washing 

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

American Dick Washing by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022

American Dick Trap 

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

American Dick Trap by Parallax266 December 5, 2022

Native American Dick

The biggest dick known to man, bigger than a black dick. Ranging anywhere from 12-21in fully erect.

"Sitting Bull destroyed my pussy yesterday! He must have a Native American dick!"

Native American Dick by jaykat98 August 13, 2019

Native American dick

Smallest of all human penis sizes. Even smaller than an Asian's.

Little Feather has a tiny Native American dick. Even Chong has a bigger dick than him lol

Native American dick by Kotarojujo69420 December 10, 2024

American Big Dick Syndrome 

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.

God bless America... And fuck everybody else.

American Big Dick Syndrome by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004