ambesh

He is an optimistic guy with a positive nature, he loves to explore unknown things and tries to make an way out of difficult times easily. Though he is very optimistic sometimes people let him down so he loves to stay with people who are permanent rather than temporary human beings! Be good to him he'll be good to you, be bad to him he'll ignore and which will put you in a Bermuda triangle kinda situation!

Ambesh

ambesh by What does amb mean? January 7, 2021

Amberheardphobia 

when you have a phobia of a slag called amber heard who you wanna punch in the face anytime you see her

‘have you seen the johnny depp and amber heard court case?’ ‘yes, i have crippling amberheardphobia’

Amberheardphobia by ihavecoochiecrabs May 9, 2022

argue-ambush 

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.

Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.

argue-ambush by jpg3 October 15, 2011

AmberHub 

Like PornHub but for Amber

Hey did you go onto AmberHub yesterday?

AmberHub by Nalopia August 24, 2021

update ambush 

On your laptop you mistakenly select "Shutdown" instead of "Sleep". Windows begins the update process and request that you do not power off or unplug your computer. This usually occurs when your preparing to leave the library after a long night of studying.

Girlfriends text: "Hey you want to come over?"
You text: "Sure...leaving the library and will be there in 5 minutes!"

<Time Elapse>
Knock Knock...
Girlfriend: "You're 3 hours late..."
You: "Sorry I got update ambushed right when I was about to leave"
Girlfriend: "Oh no! Are you alright?"
You: "Yeah I'm fine."
Girlfriend: "What are you supposed to do?"
You: "Well usually I give up, smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, and head to bed."

Thanks Microsoft!

update ambush by tm4c September 25, 2011

Shit Ambush 

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle

Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel

Shit Ambush by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009

soupcan ambush 

(noun)
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.

Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.

soupcan ambush by Nikki Stixx August 19, 2022