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A know-it-all.
“I’m getting a divorce.”
“Why?”
“I don’t know, Alyonka told me I wasn’t speaking my truth.”
alyonka by SoftPalms November 23, 2021
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Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. All men drool after her, she is exotic and dominating and knows what she wants. She kisses like an angel but sins like the devil.
Get yourself an alyona
Alyona by Lolledd September 14, 2019
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Russian variant of Helen(a), it is of Greek and Latin origin. Also a variant of Alena and Alana. Means "torch", "light", or "beautiful". Girls with this name are usually strong and beautiful women of European descent, and are stereotypically blue-eyed blondes or brunettes.
Look at that pretty new girl, her name's Alyona.
The most awesome chick in the world. Usually of Eastern European descent, usually the badass, the funniest, the most sarcastic, the smartest, the nastiest one. If you know Alyona, everybody knows Alyona.
Oh God, have you seen that awesome shit? We need to tell Alyona.
Alyona by Rovendaledes February 3, 2010
sweet, hot, sexy. smart. Alyonas' are really attractive, they dont put up with shit but they are big flirts. they tend to call guys they like dude or bro without knowing it. any guy would be lucky to date an alyona. alyonas' are strong both mentally and physically .
alyona is hella hot. did you say the way she looked at me?

YESSS OMG
Alyona by abl202 January 6, 2022
Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) term used express a feeling of disbelief. Used in the childhood saying of "Alonka alonka lei lei peanut butter jelly, mama kiss the baby. Im telling!"
Kainoa, "Alonka(z) yu broke da tichaz printa!"
Mahina "Na-uh! Brah I neva!"
alonka by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010
Alyonna is a beautiful, independent, outgoing, one of a kind, amazing girl. She loves music and singing, farts like a man, (and is so proud of it) gets good grades, has her own nigga club, works hard (WHILE AT SCHOOL) always in the spotlight and if there isn't one, she makes one. She has a huge butt, dazzling smile, and hair hair thats rarely brushed. She will probably rule the country in her future or be the lead in pitch perfect 4.
Omg! WOW Alyonna, you fart so loud!

Alyonna is so pretty and her smile is perfect!

Aly says "you're going down, I'm yelling timber"
alyonna by IKnowEverything088 January 8, 2017
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