The best girlfriend ever, listens to you and loves you forever. Likes kinky shit and dank memes, phan fiction and the color blue. Aldijana is the best, if you're with her you're the luckiest person alive!
Altiana is the most sweetest girl you could ever meet. She can make you happy when you are at your lowest, fill you with joy, and can make you feel the best. There is no one else in the world like her. Be grateful that you met her because it's a one of a lifetime moment and you will never experience anything or anyone like her again. She is the best and she is very lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: yo yall know altiana?
them: of course bruh she da best !!!!
A girl who thinks she's everything and than some.
Hypocrite.
Poser.
Talks shit behind people's back.
Gross.
Judgmental.
Rude.
Doesn't give people chances.
Selfish.
Annoying, obsessive, immature,etc.
p.s. just my experience...
Girl1:Hey, guess what this bitch just said to me?
Girl2:What??
Girl1:That she was going to curbside me with her dick!
Girl2:What... that.. doesn't even make sense...
Girl1:Ya I know right?
Girl2:Ohhhh....wait... was it a alijana?
Girl1:Yea...
She is a girl who is beautiful, social, annoying, smart, loving, and caring! She loves to have fun and always has to know what’s going on next! She is a leader and will take over the world one day!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.