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altairien 

an anagram of the words "alternate" and "contrarian", typically, one who seeks and cites any reason, no matter how obscure, to be contrary and/or to disparage others, and often uses that reasoning to edify oneself in contrast
charming
Bill won't come to the company party because of the gift exchange. He says there is something in a David Icke book about gift exchanges and devil worship and he refuses to lower himself like the rest of us. I think he is being quite an altairien.
altairien by A'dal November 25, 2007
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Astairing 

(Astairing-Fred Astaire) When you have to tap dance around loved ones without being too blunt (via phone or in person) trying to confirm if they may have coronavirus symptoms or if it's just a cold and some over anxiety.
I was Astairing with mom earlier trying to figure out if she should go get tested.
Astairing by RobBob76 March 26, 2020

Altairian 

Advanced species known for their love of the movie Fight Club and their intense hatred of rabbits. It will take less than thirty of their dollars a day for planet-hoppers to see the universe.
Is that Altairian chasing rabbits on a mini-bike?
Altairian by A_K June 12, 2008
Also known as an al-tyra. A crude New Zealand female with a VULGAR, crude, foul or foul-mouthed, rude, offensive, coarse, uncultured, indecent, obscene, profane, rough, tawdry, uncouth, unrefined use of the English language.
Your mouth is dirtier than an altaire's bumhole!!!
altaire by Leighpanda October 23, 2011
Altairion- The best gay ship consisting two hot choices boy players named Furion and Altair and almost everyone envies or ship them
Lexa: I ship Altairion so much
Taylor: I envy and ship Altairion
Jordan: I love Altairion!
altairion by Purplesim April 26, 2019
Altaire is the name of a lennnnngggg girl with a sexy bod. Due to unfortunate name people seem to think her name comes from an altar in a church 💔
oi that girls so leng, must be an altaire
altaire by dylanzzzz6969 June 2, 2020
Alairen’s are nice, sweet, quiet and very blunt. They make great friends and are very loyal to the ones they love. They prefer to be with their family, and are good with kids. Alairen’s are only mean to those who deserve it. They are also very loyal to their girlfriends, and even have a soft spot for them. Their a family man and aren’t afraid to speak their mind. They also don’t take shit from anyone nor kiss ass. If you got an Alairen, keep them, they will hold you down.
Person 1: Omg, you should go get Alairen’s number.

Person: 2: I should! He is so cute.
Alairen by theyenvyginaw November 21, 2021
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