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an anagram of the words "alternate" and "contrarian", typically, one who seeks and cites any reason, no matter how obscure, to be contrary and/or to disparage others, and often uses that reasoning to edify oneself in contrast
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Bill won't come to the company party because of the gift exchange. He says there is something in a David Icke book about gift exchanges and devil worship and he refuses to lower himself like the rest of us. I think he is being quite an altairien.
by A'dal November 04, 2007
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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