Alsa 

Alsa is the ONE person you need by your side. Your main chick, she’s sassy, beautiful and also very loving and affectionate. Everyone needs an Alsa in there life

That’s my girl Alsa

Alsa by Bobbbbbbyyyyykjjjj May 24, 2018

Alsa 

Alsa.....what should i say about her, a whole essay can't even define her. She is unique like her name, and if she falls for somebody, then boy you should start considering yourself lucky coz she will go to any extent for you. She is confident, outspoken, extrovert, overall she is empathetic....no words to describe her. But let me warn you, don't break her heart, coz she will cry for you a while and then she will make sure you realize what mistake you did.

Its very risky dude, after all she's an Alsa.

Alsa by Tellin'_u_the_truth December 16, 2022

ALSA 

Anti Little-Sister Association

An organization of people who, to say the least, do not have compassion towards their younger female siblings.

Started at 1999 by Yehonatan Rozenshein (Yoni). Soon joined Netcooler, Abe, Scorp and Psychobunny (Today, "Rana"). Those were the hard-core ALSA and they remain today.
Several other people came and go, such as Chiquititas Lover, Tutei Bar and Salion.

"I am a member of ALSA"

ALSA by Asaf July 2, 2005

ALSA Mentality

It’s when a person starts working as a landscaper at the age of 8 1/2 with their dad. Then, 4 years later, you begin sharing 50% ownership of the company with your dad. As well, you try to be close to God as possible. You follow the commandments, and your church precepts. You also, if you are privileged enough to , go to a religious school such as Catholic or Christian school. You also plan to abandon your landscaping company to become a priest or deacon. You will determine whether you study for priesthood or deaconhood by your celibacy promise. If you are not dating anyone by the end of high school, then you will study priesthood. If you are with someone by the end of High school, you will study deaconhood. In your daily life, you will wear what ever you want, but try wearing Pro Club, Dickies, addidas superstars, Levi 501s, and etc. You will listen to Spanish music. Especially corridos such as Peso Pluma and Fuerza Regida. You will try your best to pray before eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pray after breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And end the day with the Angel of God prayer before going to sleep. You will try your best to eat balanced meals and eat not to much. Eat protein and things with low amounts of sugar or even no sugar is better. Have a planet fitness membership and go workout when you get the chance to. Be nice to girls. And comply with what they want but not big demands.

Person 1: Ay, that dude at Mass who was wearing Pro Club, apparently he owns 50% ownership of ALSA JR LAWNCARE AND HAULING.

Person 2: Really!? He got to be following the ALSA Mentality.

ALSA Mentality by alonsoalsajrsalcedojrofical January 13, 2026

Deva Alsa 

Deva Alsa, also known as Docy, is a high elo Qiyana OTP. He is known as the best Qiyana, reaching 1,3k LP in every season.
Do u know what is special about Docy?

He has warwick arms.
Deva, the qiyana god, made multiple Pentakills while playing Scrims. He is also one of the best Yasuo and Irelia players in EUW.
Most people from Turbosmurf are scared of him, because he is a known Challenger. They often call him "L9" or "Faker v2".

He is the inventor of hating randoms, who bark while being a noname.
He misses her. Emxuwu, please help him out.
He will never Date a girl whos not a minimum 8/10. So be careful girls.
He is a very well respected man, with 6k monthly income.

His Lifestyle is very crazy, driving Mercedes C63 AMG, has a Villa in Norway and a big Apartment in Germany...

Deva Alsa, i miss her.
Docy, can u coach me esex?

Deva Alsa by devaalsa December 4, 2023

Deva Alsa 

Early Life:
Born on 02.07.2002 in Nigeria, Deva Alsa emerged into the world with an innate passion for gaming. From a young age, he exhibited exceptional skills that hinted at a future destined for greatness in the world of esports.

Gaming Odyssey:
Deva's journey into the realm of professional gaming began when he discovered his affinity for the champion Qiyana in the popular game League of Legends. At the tender age of 10, he embarked on a path that would eventually see him rise as the unrivaled Qiyana OTP (One-Trick Pony) in the European West server.

Professional Stardom:
At the age of 21, Deva Alsa is a recognized force in the European esports scene. His mastery of Qiyana has not only earned him the title of the best Qiyana player in EUW but also positioned him as a formidable presence in the broader League of Legends community.

Coaching Prowess:
Deva Alsa extends his influence beyond the gaming screen as one of the most sought-after coaches for emerging talents. His ability to impart knowledge, strategize effectively, and nurture the potential of others has solidified his reputation as a visionary mentor.

Deva Alsa's story is a testament to the convergence of passion, talent, and the unwavering pursuit of excellence. In the world of esports, he stands not just as a player but as a beacon of inspiration for those who dare to dream.

fSN: Yo Deva Alsa, can u help me out?
Deva Alsa: Yea, u need another anivia coaching session?
fSN: no, but can u stop writing to my egirl?

Deva Alsa by devaalsa December 6, 2023

Alsafa 

A very intelligent girl, who likes challenging herself at all times. She has good sense of style, and likes sweets. She can be real sensitive at times but that’s all because of her sweet and kind heart. Safa is a young girl who have fought enough to become the great person she is and the greater she’ll become. Smart, kind, and good looks, Alsafa has it all. And beware, don’t ever get in between her and her other half when fighting;)

Person: ooo who’s that hoty that just walked in?

Person2: shhhh she is the boss her name is Alsafa

Alsafa by GOLDFISHES June 4, 2021