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"I created metoton" alphys said to frisk
Alphys by Silver price March 19, 2017
The wife of tweetertweers
"I am alphys's malewife"
-Tweetertweers
Alphys by chefgaming August 6, 2025

Alphistic 

adj. - Being very Alpha male yet autistic simultaneously.
OP got drunk and almost banged a girl until he went alphistic when the girl backed out so he smashed her lamp on the ground and ran away.
Alphistic by d4rkr4in September 6, 2014

Alphascript Publishing 

A company that cuts and pastes wikipedia articles without any editing and sells them for overly inflated amounts of money. They are infamous for their poor attention to picture details as well as a bad return policy.
Guy 1: LOL, did you see the cover of the Country of Georgia's Alphascript Publishing book? They put a picture of the Georgia state capitol on the book instead of the actual country!

Guy 2: Well, that's nothing. My book about Islam has about a paragraph with nothing but dick jokes and racial insults in it.
He is a kind loving person who is a leader and has no fears.He also loves a jokes and some he pulls insane jokes off.
Alphy is the best
Alphy by Bangerpierson November 17, 2020

ALPHYSIS 

The God of Bootleg, also the most unloved person in the universe
have you guys heard of ALPHYSIS? he is a disappointment to his family
ALPHYSIS by ALPHYSIS October 16, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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