Alphamaxing. It's when you jerk off to your nemesis' lowest point or death. Its rubbing one out at a funeral because the dude was a dick. It's masturbating knowing that his kids will have a fatherless future or when his wife serves him with divorce papers. Its jerking off with hate in your heart but also a sense of accomplishment and pride. It's the last laugh.
It's alphamaxing. More people will probably join the mile high club than actually alphamax. It takes a tremendous amount of hate and bravado to pull it off.
by Jrgorg May 5, 2022
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