alphadike

You bitch

“Hey Stan, I heard Megan was a alphadike”

by Akonnyoungjeezy August 21, 2022

alphabite

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'

When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...

by richard bullard barnes July 26, 2010

alphakeiji

BEST MUTUAL IN THE WORLD🤩🤩
She's beautiful ugh🙄🙄🤞🤞
Go follow her rn or else😡😡👹👹
if you follow her you won't have back pain 😋😋😘😘

Person 1: hey have you followed alphakeiji yet??She cured my back pain😋😋
Person2:Who tf is alphakeiji?😨😨
Person1:ARE YOU DUMB?? 🤨🤨YOU IMBECILE...GO FOLLOW HER RIGHT NOW. OR ELSE I WILL RAIN LITERAL HELL FIRE UPON YOU.😡😡
Person2: okay okay😰😰 *Follows alphakeiji*
Person2: OMG!!!!!🤯🤯🤯MY BACK PAIN IS GONE!!1!1!11!!!!111!!!!🤗🤗🤗 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! SHE IS SO COOL!!!!!!
Person1:IKR?!?!? SHES THE BEST BESTIE THAT BESTIES OF BESTIES COULD EVER BESTIE BESTIE HAVE 😘😘

𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗴𝗼 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗶𝗱𝗸 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 😋✌️‼️

by VentiStan February 28, 2021

alphanite

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .

That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite

by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021

Alphacide

Ex-professional gamer. Played professional Halo as well as League of Legends; winning or placing high in all the tournaments he entered. Now he just blogs, streams casual games and supports/advertises martial arts websites, books and films.

Dude, did you ever watch Alphacide's gaming streams? Guy never misses a headshot, its insane!

by TopGun1985 June 15, 2011

Alphanite

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.

Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!

by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021

Alpha Dike

1. A homosexual woman who has an aggressive proclivity toward straight women.

2. An militant lesbian who steals straight women from their boyfriends.

Cole: That lesbian stole my girlfriend from me at the party last night.

Christopher: What an Alpha Dike!

by Rocco Anzicek July 19, 2011