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alpha and omega by 1337fr34k June 9, 2003
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Alpha and Omega
A movie about semi-anthropomorphic wolves made in 2010. So basically, an omega wolf, who's a complete jackass named Humphrey, and an alpha wolf named Kate, who's literally and figuratively a bitch get relocated to Idaho, and must get home before their packs wage death and destruction on each other. but they face many problems, such having get away from 3 bears who want to brutally maul them to death, an angry French guy who almost blasts them with a 12 gauge(with slightly better aim than a stormtrooper), a psychopath sadistic mom, and... not to mention the infinite amount of sexual jokes... this is a PG rated kids film?
Jackson: I saw Alpha and Omega today...
Marcus: What did you think?
Jackson: Its an R rated film in a PG movie's clothing
Marcus: What did you think?
Jackson: Its an R rated film in a PG movie's clothing
Alpha and Omega by BlenderThatBlendsThings November 12, 2016
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alpha and omega
Possibly the greatest Halo tag-team ever to play the game. Rumored to have dropped out of Harvard University to play professionally in Japan.
Tyler: Wha'd you do tonight man.
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!
Luke: Went to a funeral.
Tyler: Shit, what happened.
Luke: Well, my roommate lost so badly in halo to Alpha and Omega that he went back to the room, cut off his dick, and then sawed his face off.
Tyler: Sucks man... You want to go Double-team my girlfriend? She's passed out in my room.
Luke: Sure!
alpha and omega by Billy Dilter June 9, 2007
alpha and omega
Code phrase euphemism for tits and ass. The most prominent features on a woman's upper and lower body. In other words, the first and last things you would most likely notice whenever a hot chick walks towards you(her breasts) and then away from you(her rear end).
Jon: Damn, John check out the well-endowed alpha and omega on that fine ass blonde walking over there by the shore.
John: Damn straight! I'd tap that any moment now!
Jon: Fuck yeah! Let's go pick her up!
John: Damn straight! I'd tap that any moment now!
Jon: Fuck yeah! Let's go pick her up!
alpha and omega by Terminus_Est December 1, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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