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a lot a lot 

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my girlfriend was giving me a handjob, after i filled her cupped hand with sperm she looked down and said, "that's a lot a lot"
a lot a lot by zoloft zantac March 28, 2004

That’s a lot! 

That’s a lot! — an expression that conveys the experience of being overwhelmed when confronted by an intense Person, Event, Timings, or Situation (P.E.T.S).

Another way of saying: “DA FUQ!!!!!?????”
1) Doctor to a family member:
Your mother has stage four lymphatic cancer and has only months to live. All we can do is make her comfortable.

Family member:
That’s a lot!

2) Son to his mother:
Mom, come and get me; I’m in jail for a felony and they won’t let me out unless I can post bail.

Mother:
That’s a lot!

3) Sister looking at the date her brother has brought home for Thanksgiving family dinner:

That’s a lot!

4)Friends and family reading this definition:

That’s a lot!

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE 

A famous sentence said by our god phil swift while stabbing a bucket.
bucket: PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Phil: *pulls out chainsaw*
bucket: AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Phil: NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

1-900-MIX-A-LOT 

The official number of kicking them nasty thoughts.
That ball on the ground is a nasty thought and upon dialing 1-900-MIX-A-LOT I shall kick it.
1-900-MIX-A-LOT by MisterEmm August 20, 2014

Sir Mix-A-Lot 

A popular hiphop artist from the late 1980s and early 1990s, Sir Mix-A-Lot composed such massively appealing titles as "Baby Got Back," or "Cocaine," and "One Time's Got No Case." Following a successful singing carreer, he is now managing several of today's most successful bands.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist and a round thang in yo' face you get sprung..."
~ Excerpt from Mix' most popular song, "Baby Got Back"
Sir Mix-A-Lot by Bo Duke... February 18, 2005

Sir Laughs A Lot 

(n.)
That one kid you know that you can't be serious with or you can be the biggest comedian hanging out with him because he just laughs at anything/anyone/anywhere/ every time.
Me: "Yeah I'm going through some tough times, my parents are getting divorced."
Sir Laughs A Lot: "Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah!"

Me: "Knock-Knock"
Sir Laughs A Lot: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!"
Sir Laughs A Lot by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011