alley-man 

An 'Alley-Man' is someone who possesses 'neanderthal' like features. The 'Alley-Man' will spend most of his day farting, masturbating and communicating through inaudible grunts.

e.g. 'Mate have you seen Chris this morning?'

'Nah mate, he's being an Alley-Man today'

alley-man by Balaclava Jim January 26, 2015

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver 

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

ally g-man 

this is the NEW term given to esh lasses, who enjoy wearing TNs and nautica and they love hanging out on buses with their i-pods in because they are hot like that. they like to speak in pig latin.

ayyy ima shank you coz im ally g-man.

ally g-man by Lui.xx August 13, 2009