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An 'Alley-Man' is someone who possesses 'neanderthal' like features. The 'Alley-Man' will spend most of his day farting, masturbating and communicating through inaudible grunts.
e.g. 'Mate have you seen Chris this morning?'

'Nah mate, he's being an Alley-Man today'
by Balaclava Jim January 26, 2015
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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