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it means doing everything there is to do, sex wise. inc sex and sexual foreplay
Honey, what do you want to do tonight?" "all portions babe". the couple proceed to rip of each others clothes and rub their naked bodies together, she grabs his hand and puts it on her tit, he squeezes, then he puts her hand on his cock, she strokes, then she dips down and bjs him - deepthroating of course. he moans and cums in her mouth, grabbing her tits with more pressure. she suddenly stops and turns around, her wet pussy on his face, his balls in her mouth. he rubs her clit with his tongue, then gently licks her flaps and all around. she shivers, wanting him to come inside her, so he licks over her pussy repeatedly making her cum, then he inserts his tongue, just slightly, into her pussy and she groans, begging him for more. he pushes his tongue in and out of her pussy and she reaches orgasm. he lays her out and turns her over so her butt is on his lap and her legs either side of him. he kisses her cheeks, then lifts her so she is on all fours, in doggy styleposition, and bends over her. his stiffy is next to her pussy, she is pushing against him trying to make him come inside her so he does, pushing and pushing into her making her scream with pain and delight. when they are done they lay together both soaking wet his hand on top of her minge her hands on his chest. "you did that well" she whispered. he replied "just remember babe: all portions r my fav.
all portions by bi-girl and proud :) December 30, 2010
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026