all madden

v; the inability to gain control in a situation which already has insurmountable odds; so much so that you feel like the outcome of the situation is predestined.

adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp
1. Jorge: This is like the 50th time in a row that I lost
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one

2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation
by Peter Godios February 19, 2008
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all-madden

possessing qualities or talents well-above average
Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.

Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.
by chochmaster May 30, 2010
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All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.
Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit
by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009
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All-Madden Fap

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.
I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap
by Tuckered out November 4, 2010
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all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness
Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.
by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009
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