all madden 

v; the inability to gain control in a situation which already has insurmountable odds; so much so that you feel like the outcome of the situation is predestined.

adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp

1. Jorge: This is like the 50th time in a row that I lost
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one

2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation

all madden by Peter Godios February 19, 2008

all-madden 

possessing qualities or talents well-above average

Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.

Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.

all-madden by chochmaster May 30, 2010

All-Madden Bullshit 

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.

Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit

All-Madden Bullshit by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009

all madden cock block 

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

all madden cock block by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

All-Madden Fap 

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.

I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap

All-Madden Fap by Tuckered out November 4, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019