alfie whalley is my sexy mf ass boyfriend:) he’s so cute :) go away girls, he’s mine, he’s vv hot and yeh, he’s isolating atm bc of CORONAAA so i can’t see him till monday,anyways :):)))::):):):):)

alexia: dam alfie whalley is sexy
oscar: yes he is

alfie whalley by yourlocalmf June 17, 2021

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alfie walford

a racist piece of shit that needs humbling ASAP

katie: hi
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford

me: DISGUSTING!!!

alfie walford by ichiglowed March 7, 2022

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Alfie Waite

A fit dude with a massive cock.

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Alfie Waite by dozyballs January 16, 2021

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Alfie Withers

When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.

I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!

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Alfie Woolger

A man with attachment issues who often snorts cum to bring his self esteem up.

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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