An Alessio is downright strange. No one can ever tell what he's thinking, or what he'll do next. He can be annoying or funny, smart, or dumb, honest or lying. There's just no way of knowing.
Steve: Hey Alessio! How you doin'?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
Alessio: Not so good. My wife left me for a talking giraffe and then shouted "HAIL HYDRA" before jumping off a bridge. How 'bout you?
by Pedro Diez October 16, 2019
do not read anymore Alessio definitions or you will be scared for life because this website is dragging the Alessio name through the dirt.
hi my name is Alessio
by huanted pumpkin March 7, 2022
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, he is italian and slim. This makes him a good athlete and has a remarkable education. He is a great friend and will not disappoint you. if you tell him to get off his computer he can be a bitch. he has avery attractive penis that has had lots of experience. If your name is, Isabella you should go right after any Alessio you encounter. You won't be disappointed unless you mention the name Erin.
by AdvancedAtom June 2, 2017
Alessio is special, he has a painful past but still is such an beautiful human being.
he’s caring for the ones he like and never let someone go to sleep sad.
he reminds of the stars because the more u get to know him, the more u like him and the more details come out
he’s sweet like a lollipop and gives the best genuine compliments
he’s a little bit crazy but in a cute way and always make you laugh
he’s hot like hell but stay away girls he’s marked for me (rebecca) haha
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he’s caring for the ones he like and never let someone go to sleep sad.
he reminds of the stars because the more u get to know him, the more u like him and the more details come out
he’s sweet like a lollipop and gives the best genuine compliments
he’s a little bit crazy but in a cute way and always make you laugh
he’s hot like hell but stay away girls he’s marked for me (rebecca) haha
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by rebeccaishotterthanalessio August 4, 2020
A handsome, slim, toned Italian with dark features and thick black luscious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all type of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a huge penis! Can be one of the most funniest people you will ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Ladies, if you ever cross paths with one of these men, go for him no questions asked, you won’t be disappointed!
by ILoveXBox November 29, 2021
Alessio is an amazing Italian with a noticeably huge penis and abnormal height at around 6tf4 or 193cm
by Empty wrld January 21, 2021
Rahul: "Did you hear? Alessio is back in town and he stole all my bitches.
Probably because of his enormous dick."
Candice:"Wow!!! I want him inside me."
Probably because of his enormous dick."
Candice:"Wow!!! I want him inside me."
by bunda_snatcher January 18, 2022