alesio 

Usually the best dressed guy in the room, his taste for clothing is unmatched. Some of his favorite brands and designers are supreme, Pyrex, Bathing Ape and FOG. As you can see he is a complete hype beast loser. He also works out everyday but cant seem to get rid of his puny biceps, he also likes skipping leg day. His favorite hobbies include hanging with the boys, getting turnt, and piping bitches, aka Trisha.

Alesio: "Ciao bella, come stai"
Thot: "Oh Alesio you have such a way with words"

alesio by GamerAffiliate September 7, 2017

Alesio 

A guy who is extremely envious.
He will hate you for having things he can’t have.
He will do anything to bring you down.
Fakes being your friend only to benefit from you.

He is alesio ( He is envious)

Alesio by Alesio June 15, 2019

Alessio Scalzotto 

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World

Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

Alessio Scalzotto by Zotto_australia June 3, 2019

Pulling an alessio 

when someone pulls an alessio that means they make plans with someone, but flake out last minute.

Person one, "hey you ready to go on this camping trip?"
Person two, "nah man I don't want to go, in staying home."
Person one " aw come on man, you're pulling an alessio on me. I've been planning this for a week!"

Pulling an alessio by Kevvybot January 20, 2017

Alestorm

Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".

"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm

Alestorm by TruG0d May 18, 2010

Alestorm

True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal

Alestorm are pure dos

Alestorm by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008

Alerion 

A morbid act of ending a relationship

James got tired of his stalker so he committed an alerion.

Alerion by Alex Asking July 3, 2010