A person who drinks alcohol to excess either on a regular basis or in bouts of binge drinking that negatively affects family, friends and/or co-workers.
The act of talking loudly after drinking too much alcohol. Repeated or ongoing loud and/or obnoxious or annoying outburst from an intoxicated party gower.
Jed had too much to drink and his sports team was loseing so he started to alcoholler.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.