When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.
The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.
Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?
You: Dude, I don't even remember.
Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?
You: Dude, I don't even remember.
by not-another-bug-hunt December 11, 2015