albertfied 

sexy, hot, and a queen.

when ever someone says “OMG ALBERTFIED IS MY FRIEND!!” you should be amazed because albertfied is a special person.

anyone who dislikes her will face a death punishment and gets the worst life ever.
anways #stanalbertfied you peasants

OMG! Albertfied is a queen!

albertfied by albertfied October 16, 2021

alberted

being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute

"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"

alberted by jewyhaystack November 6, 2017

Alertified 

Alertified - Verb

A higher level of notification

The team have been alertified of the situation

Alertified by Julesy O August 31, 2019

Albertified 

The act of Albert making something the way he wants it ignoring everyone else opinion.

''Ugh this burrito has been Albertified, I hate this!''

Albertified by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022

Alterfied 

Either altered or modified

Genetically alterfied cucumbers

Alterfied by lotte26 December 29, 2011