albertfied

sexy, hot, and a queen.

when ever someone says “OMG ALBERTFIED IS MY FRIEND!!” you should be amazed because albertfied is a special person.

anyone who dislikes her will face a death punishment and gets the worst life ever.
anways #stanalbertfied you peasants

OMG! Albertfied is a queen!

albertfied by albertfied October 16, 2021

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alberted

being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute

"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"

alberted by jewyhaystack November 6, 2017