A person who loves Opossums and thighs at a worrying level. They will introduce you to all kinds of strange music, movies and Animes that you have never seen, but will always enjoy. They are very artistic and will succeed in whatever they put their focus on.
Farmer 1: Who stole your opossum?
Farmer 2: Most likely Alvaleia
Farmer 3: I'm reallysorry
Another word for a shart. Combining chocolate, lava, and an avalanche. A shart is unexpected flow of hot chocolaterunning downhill.
Person 1: “Wow it really stinks in here”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.