alaskan ski pole 

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

alaskan ski pole by Sean Payton May 13, 2008

alaskan ski-pole 

when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.

yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night

alaskan ski-pole by alicandrewg September 20, 2012