A f*cking b**ch who will steal your girlfriend. A piece of sh*t who bites your face and back. F*ck him before he turns your life into a piece of shit. He farts about himself a lot so.
An annoying, but overall funny person. Usually fat with big cheeks that everyone likes to pull. Bad eyesight cause them to wear glasses. People like this are clumsy and break their collarbones.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.