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A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."

"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
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Aktan • aktard • Aktas Luna • Akta • akta3 • Aktahha • AkTamin • aktar khan • Aktavia • Akt ATK
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.
"Man, this forum needs more racers and fewer aktards."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
Aktan is a kyrgyz name. In kyrgyz language Aktan means “something that came from white”. In kyrgyz culture white considered as something pure, clean and good.
Aktan by Man of culture??? November 21, 2021
A gentle soul with creativity to it. The perfect cuddle buddy. Could be your angel or could be your demon. Moody, melancholic and a bit of goth at heart with the cutest smile. Radiates calm and good vibe.
Is Aktan being shy? No, it’s just his calm vibe, Aktan is a nasty-minded love bug
Aktan by deadpoetsclub November 21, 2021
it means when someone has only one leg or one hand
mel akher ali roushdy el khawal means akta3
pass the ball ya akta3 yabn el ahba!
akta3 by hosso November 14, 2020
This words means stop. We don't use stop because it is too aggressive for our liking.
Aktahha before you get us in trouble.
Aktahha by Damja March 21, 2021
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