Brah, my moddah steh all piss off cuz i not akamai like my sistah...

(english) My mother is mad because I am not smart like my sister...

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Example of “akamai” being used in Pidgin:

John: Ho, you tink you so akamai? (Oh, you think you’re so smart?)
Kimo: No brah, you da one being lolo! (No dude, you’re the one being stupid!)

I don’t really know how to give you an example of “akamai” in the Hawaiian language (not Pidgin) because literally no one speaks Hawaiian anymore. Our knowledge of Hawaiian is limited to three basic phrases and the numbers 1-4. King Kamehameha is not proud. 2/10

I have a could service from Akamai

Bob: I pooped my pants thinking that I already removed them.
Tom: Akamai