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The best person ever!! If you are named this, you are a player and get bitches!!
Akalipa is the best person to be around and is a great wingman
Akalipa by Kiki_6792 September 11, 2022
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a small funny shaped creature. hu laughs at others dismay and pitty. enjoys suck foods like bagles and fahitas. and is alerted by the number 1001011.
average humanoid: eeeer what the fuck is that?
afalope: are what the hell du you want?!..go away tom reid im eating my bagle
afalope by tom reid October 20, 2004

Analopticalitis 

A nerve that runs from your anus to your eye gets inflamed causing you to have a shitty outlook on life.
I have a shitty outlook on life, My Doctor said I have Analopticalitis
Analopticalitis by klink56 March 6, 2017

akalpreet 

Akalpreet means, loving the eternal god (akalpurkh) in Punjabi
Akalpreet is used as a name
akalpreet by Hatrassi wala babba November 23, 2021

Akalpreet 

Akalpreet
Akalpreet
Akalpreet by Akalpreet November 29, 2021
Some god who is very powerful
Omg I see akalp! He may kill me!
akalp by Alpha001 February 12, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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