aituar

Typically have a tincy wincy spider peeny weeny not too cleany lowkey creamy.
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One last thing notoriously 5’7 tall with small feet.
Lowkey cute doe

Stfu you aituar

by Wikipedia no cap November 22, 2021

aituar

Typically have a tincy wincy spider peeny weeny not too cleany lowkey creamy.
Created by Wikipedia, official.
One last thing notoriously 5’7 tall with small feet.
Lowkey cute doe

Stfu you aituar

by Wikipedia no cap November 22, 2021

equine actuary

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.

Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013

AItard

An artificial intellegence that makes stupid remarks/actions.

(5 terrorist, 1 player)
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"

Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.

Player: "That AItard"

by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009

actuary

1) An actuary is a business professionnal who calculates insurance primes. They have VERY high skills in mathematics (statistics and finance). Actuaries have to be reliable and work-aholics.
2) An actuary is a place where they bury dead actors

An actuary is an accountant who find his life too funny

by laurent September 29, 2005

actuary

Chinese pronunciation of the word actually. Excellent.

Well, actuary, chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.

by actuary January 20, 2009

actuarial jokes

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.
Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:
"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

by howm September 14, 2006