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Stfu you aituar
aituar by Wikipedia no cap November 22, 2021

equine actuary 

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.
Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.
equine actuary by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013
An artificial intellegence that makes stupid remarks/actions.
(5 terrorist, 1 player)
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"

Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.

Player: "That AItard"
AItard by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009
1) An actuary is a business professionnal who calculates insurance primes. They have VERY high skills in mathematics (statistics and finance). Actuaries have to be reliable and work-aholics.
2) An actuary is a place where they bury dead actors
An actuary is an accountant who find his life too funny
actuary by laurent September 29, 2005
Chinese pronunciation of the word actually. Excellent.
Well, actuary, chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
actuary by actuary January 20, 2009

actuarial jokes 

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.
Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.
examples of actuarial jokes:
"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."
actuarial jokes by howm September 14, 2006