aislee 

AIslee is a very lovable person. She’s cute, funny, smol, but she can also be very loud and will hit you when necessary. She loves to be around her friends and will hurt you if you hurt them. A way to know if a Aislee is you’re friend is: she’ll be mean to you. Not like a bully meanness but whatever. Usually if Aislee is nice to you then she probably hates you(not always but from what I’ve experienced yes she does this)

Overall if you have a Aislee in your life, make her your friend and you’ll be very happy! 💜💜💜 p.s she’s so so sweet and cares for you!!

Me: omg Shes such a Aislee

aislee by Sksnsjsjsjsnisiwo June 23, 2019

Aislee 

Aislee is the bestest friend you'll ever have. She will always have the tuffest fits and hairstyles. She will always be there for you, for the good and bad. She is always pretty 24/7, no matter what. She will always bring the vibe, making you smile even if you are at your lowest. She can always be funny but will understand and care if something is wrong.

You need an Aislee in your life!!!! She is so tuff and has infinite aura.

Guy 1: I'm so glad Aislee is my girlfriend.

Guy 2: I know I'm gay, but I'd be straight for her!

Aislee by Ari_alon September 9, 2025

Vag Aisle 

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.

Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.

Vag Aisle by EightBall August 3, 2012

Aisle Rat 

An airplane passenger who immediately vacates their seat the moment the airplane pulls up to the gate and stops.

They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.

Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.

(Husband and Wife seated across the aisle from each other)

Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.

Aisle Rat by Russell H April 24, 2007

feminine care aisle 

The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.

Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?

We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.

feminine care aisle by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

Aileen 

Aileen is the cutest and most unique girl in the world. She is adorable, beautiful, funny, sweet, amazing, smart, talented, independent, down-to-earth, caring...You get the idea. Words will never be able to describe her. She is a one-of-a-kind and you'll only meet someone like her only once in your lifetime. She may be shy at first, but once you get to know her, she will be the best friend you ever had. With her lovely sense of humor and her random crazy moments, there will never be a dull moment with her. With her, you can talk about anything and she will always find a way to make you smile, whether she means to or not. Every time I look at her, I know she is worth all the time and trouble because she is just that special.

*She will call you a b*tch, but don't take it seriously

Aileen is the perfect girl.

Aileen by EricLovesAileen November 16, 2014