air boob

The practice of holding a hand out the window while driving at high speed and "cupping" the oncoming air as though it were a boob.

HMB: Hey, mind if I open a window?

DTM: Sure. Did you fart?

HMB: No, I just want to grab an air boob.

DTM: Ahhh, yes. Air boob time!

HMB: AIR BOOOOOOOOB!

(Both roll down windows, grab air boob.)

DTM's dad (confused): ..."air boob"...?

air boob by HMB September 15, 2009

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air boobs

"Air boobs" is a term used to define the area of chest where a ladies chest balls should be but aren't

Some people have "air boobs" due a natural slow growth rate however others are caused by actions such as deviance, betrayal and the influence of bad friends

"hey bro did you see that photo? The one with jemmas friends all admiring her boobs?"

"Yeah bro, but idk what they're looking at all I see is air, air boobs, AIR BOOBS"

air boobs by Definitonmaster August 8, 2019

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booby air

Booby air is when you are snuggling in some boobs and you can't breathe after a while because your breathing booby air.

I had to lift my head up for oxygen, the booby air was making it hard to breathe.

booby air by AirChubbs August 15, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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