You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

You can suck my aim's ass by Endr9 February 4, 2020

Aim It's Yoda

A perfectly designed code to confuse anyone willing to take it's test. (Recommended IQ > 110)

Me: Look who it is.
You: Aim it's Yoda

Aim It's Yoda by aymetz August 1, 2019

ATS - AIM Tourette's Syndrome 

A syndrome which causes one to type curse words uncontrollably during a perfectly normal AIM conversation.

Bob: hey sally wassup?

Sally: nm, just finished some hw. you?

Bob: fuck your mom bitch dirty whore cunt jerk off beef jerky!

Sally: OMG bob wtf?!?!?

Bob: sorry, I seem to be suffering from ATS - AIM Tourette's Syndrome today.

ATS - AIM Tourette's Syndrome by misskillasmile February 25, 2009

Schrodinger's Aim

A joking term in video gaming. Said to someone or to oneself when their shooting accuracy is somehow both deadly accurate and extremely abysmal at random times throughout a game round or session.

"Bro, how are you somehow getting major kill streaks and making some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life right now?"
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."

Schrodinger's Aim by Dexen Xeptar November 30, 2024

AIM slut 

a chick who you talk to online and try to get with her, but doesn't respond to you for a long time because she is talking to another guy at the same time
SIGNS:
1. Repeated monosyllabic responses such as "yeah" "no" "yeah" "dunno"
2. Very long intervals between when you send an IM and she answers
3. Her answer times become considerably longer when another guy who you see hanging out with her signs on
4. Responses like "oh sorry", meaning she was not really waiting for you to send an IM and totally forgot about you and your conversation

The Zad: Hey you there?
(5 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Oh sorry.
AIMSlut: Hi.
The Zad: How are you?
(5 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Good.
*AIMcockblocker has just signed on.*
The Zad: How was your day?
(10 minutes later)
AIMSlut: Good.

AIM slut by the Zad December 1, 2004

AIM slut 

A person (either gender fits, actually...) who talks to multiple people, at the same time. This can get very annoying, as this person is usually cybering with other people, and then ignoring their true friends who then decide that they've had enough of waiting twenty minutes for a reply of "yeah" or "ok" or "yep" or "lol".

me: hey
AIM slut: hey
me: how are you?
(5 minutes pass)
AIM slut: ok
me: cool. did you see (insert movie here) I thought it was pretty cool, but (insert actor here) was just retarded in it. bad acting and everything. What'd you think?
AIM slut: lol yeah.
^ that is an AIM slut.

AIM slut by you want to know who wrote this that badly? September 5, 2005

Bad-Aim Syndrome 

In a first-person shooter video game's online multiplayer (ex. Call of Duty: Black Ops), it is when no matter what the online player does or what gun he or she changes to, the player can never seem to get their aim on the enemy. This usually results in the player shooting all around the foe and and never hitting them thus resulting in the them being shot and killed by such enemy(s) over and over; very frustrating. Symptoms can last anywhere from a hour to a week and in the worst cases longer. Cause is still unknown. Cure is still also unknown but usually some good fast food or some vaginal sex helps relieve the condition; oral sex has also been documented to help.

Gamer 1: "Dude its no use, I think I have bad-aim syndrome to the max. I can't shoot anyone."

Gamer 2: "Damn, change something up quickly or hey even better take my girl for the night and clear that up and get better."

Bad-Aim Syndrome by TERRORMOTO December 26, 2010