aids bag 

Archaic phrase from the 1980s meaning a homosexual who is very weak and in the final stages of full blown AIDS

An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy

I went down to the hospice where my mom works, and all these AIDS bags were there stinking up the place with their bodily fluids. My mom should wear a body condom.

Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.

aids bag by Assex 776 October 15, 2007

Bag of AIDS 

A poor, unfortunate individual who is clearly just a bag of something unwanted and unpleasant.

Chris is such a Bag of AIDS, I feel very sorry for him, no wonder he hides in the shadows with his choad, waiting for the curtain to close.

Bag of AIDS by Stuie D November 13, 2012

Bag o' Aids

A bag that contains things that may or may not be AIDS related. But they sure look like they do.

Caleb: Dude! I got a Bag o' AIDS!
John: Ugh! Get that shit away from me!

Bag o' Aids by Gibberishy December 8, 2010

Aids Bagels 

A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.

Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.

Aids Bagels by CoreyNallis July 28, 2008

aids on a bagel 

Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008

Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?

no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel

aids on a bagel by Burt R. February 4, 2009