aids bag

Archaic phrase from the 1980s meaning a homosexual who is very weak and in the final stages of full blown AIDS

An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy

I went down to the hospice where my mom works, and all these AIDS bags were there stinking up the place with their bodily fluids. My mom should wear a body condom.

Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.

aids bag by Assex 776 October 15, 2007

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Bag of AIDS

A poor, unfortunate individual who is clearly just a bag of something unwanted and unpleasant.

Chris is such a Bag of AIDS, I feel very sorry for him, no wonder he hides in the shadows with his choad, waiting for the curtain to close.

Bag of AIDS by Stuie D November 13, 2012

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Bag o' Aids

A bag that contains things that may or may not be AIDS related. But they sure look like they do.

Caleb: Dude! I got a Bag o' AIDS!
John: Ugh! Get that shit away from me!

Bag o' Aids by Gibberishy December 8, 2010

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Aids Bagels

A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.

Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.

Aids Bagels by CoreyNallis July 28, 2008

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aids on a bagel

Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008

Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?

no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel

aids on a bagel by Burt R. February 4, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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