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most annoying insufferable person on the face of the earth, she’s proud of how annoying she is and she thinks that everyone wants her… I think that she should consider psychiatric therapy ❤️ she also believes her ass cheeks jiggle when she walks for some reason…whatever the fuck that nonsense means bc she’s flat as a board
No fucking way why is Ahaad coming here to be annoying this early in the morning, I’m gonna kms
Ahaad by hoebidensacrificial November 19, 2023
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man, woman, and anything in between repellent. ass claps when she walks and got a six pack, little does she know the only six pack she actually has is in her fridge. also has a boyfriend called hunter, dont ever ask to see the e pegging sessions....
ahaad is a FREAK dawg wtf
tolaba: truth
ahaad by geeeetcaged November 19, 2023
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Ahaad • Ahmad • ahad • ahaan • ahmadinejad • aahad • AHAA • Ahaana • ahadeen • Ahad Ha'am

Streets Ahead 

If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
Pierce: Abed, your social skills aren't exactly streets ahead.

road work ahead 

UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES
friend 1: road work ahead?
friend 2: UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES
road work ahead by kylehhhh April 29, 2019

Ahad moment 

Ahad is a guy who tends to forget his text book and we use the term Ahad moment whenever he does. Now a universal term. Used for anything that happens
That’s a real ahad moment
Ahad moment by Momento bruh October 27, 2019

Go ahead cup 

When you cheap out at McDonald's and order a water with your double cheese burger and the cashier hands you a soda cup instead of the standard 6oz water cup.
Ken: Sweet I got the go ahead cup, now I can wash down the grease from the cheese burger with some coke.

Jeff: yo Ken, you are Ghetto Rich.
Go ahead cup by DB in MO October 21, 2008
Who is that mottu?
ahmadur
ahmadur by Ahmadur September 17, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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