She’s the coolest and the most beautiful person ever, if she ever asked me to go out I’ll never ever say no.She’s funny and extremely cute.
She is very kind and white hearted yet too sensitive person
Dude I’d die for that girl i wish i could marry her.
Contraction of 'Captain Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.
Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.
Guy : Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.
PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your blowholes.
Men, shield your eyes!
It so happens that when you are bored typing ‘qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm’, ‘abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz’ or some other random thing, you get crafty and add an ‘a’ before every letter in the alphabet.
Hey! I discovered that by adding ‘a’ before every letter in the alphabet, I can make aaabacadaeafagahaiajakalamanaoapaqarasatauavawaxayaz!
Acronym made famous by Drock Delaware (that's pronounced Dee-rock Delaware) literally translates to, "all haters at all times." Now, I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but it's a popular phrase from Delaware.
Who you fuckin' wit, AHAAT!!!
Where my 302 girls at AHAAT!
It's the 302 AHAAT!!
And I got the crowds saying AHAAT! AHAAT!
A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.
That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.