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A sporty nerdy cousin who likes to play video games. He doesn't like his sister and barely talks with family. He treats his friends as family. He also pretends to be white. He loves soccer. His family pretends he owns a kebab place called Ahbab's kebabs.
You: I want a kebab.
Ahbab's family: Go to Ahbab's kebabs.
Ahbab: Eff off.
by MayaIsBaeLikeCupcakes July 18, 2017
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