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The best Argentinian footballer ever to play in the English Premier League! This unstoppable striker is Greatness in Argentina and the Premier League.
Aguero is Amazing! Did you see his amazing goal on the weekend?
Aguero by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
Spanish for a fortune-teller/psychic/palm reader/etc. Will tell you that you'll be rich and famous and get laid a lot as long as you pay her money.
"The aguero looked in her crystal ball and told me i'm gonna be rich in two years!"

"Eso aguero sabe mucho"
aguero by HOLLAYOOOOOO August 9, 2008
The greatest footballer of all time. Better than Pele, Maradona, Ronaldo, and Messi combined. Scored against QPR in the 20th second of the 93rd Minute to win City their first premier league
Look, Aguero scored a goal. He really is a G.O.A.T
Aguero by Erling Haaland October 4, 2022
An argentine bum classed as "the best prem striker ever" by plastic city fans only because he scored one late goal and an empty stadium got a little bit loud
Me "who's the best prem striker ever"
Plastic fan "that would be Aguero"
Me "haha looool dfkm"
Aguero by Nowah !!!!!! June 7, 2020

Sergio Aguero 

Also known as Kun Aguero, Sergio Aguero is a Argentine footballer that plays as a forward for Manchester City and The Argentina national team.
Use Sergio Aguero when talking to a guy that likes Manchester City.

#Man City #Kun Aguero #Premier League

Ana Aguero 

Shes a baddie. This thot can pull off being bitchy but shes a nice person. Gets tons of compliments because shes v pretty. Has an aesthetically pleasing music taste. Overall a gr8 freind very straightfoward says what she thinks and has aLL THE TEAAA along with her exposing hoes folder.
A: whos that baddie?
B: its Ana Aguero
Ana Aguero by rrruuubbi September 17, 2018