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after-fart 

It's the stinky farts that you do after taking a massive shit.

It's analogous to after birth. When she pops out the baby all this spooge comes sploshing out.

After taking a massive shit, you will be farting about ten minutes later and they are nasty as after-birth.
I just came from the crapper and dropped a raunchy after-fart on my friends at the gym.
after-fart by The Master Gasser November 20, 2009
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After fart 

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass
Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants
After fart by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009

After Fart 

The little fart that always follows after you let a massive one rip.
"Man, you only heard the fart, the after fart was waaaay better."
After Fart by Goffray June 30, 2009

after-date fart 

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.
After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.
after-date fart by Navin September 1, 2005

After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.
Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!

fart after a tub fart? 

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

afterparty

Compound word - party with a few intimate associates taking place after the main party, usually in a different location but peripherally related to the main party.
'Sup, Chavez, u know where da afterparty be. Yeah, when Monique be done DJing, she have it in her loft.
afterparty by Safran May 7, 2003
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