after bite

1. A midnight snack.

Loren was hungry, so he had an after bite.

by Satch June 13, 2004

Afterbate

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

by M193 January 22, 2014

aftervite

The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.

Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.

by aaronarchitect April 21, 2009

sex without the afterbitch

term used to describe something amazingly awesome

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!

by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009

Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009