african bear 

when someone is staring at you as if they want to jump at you over some kind of thing blocking them from doing it, (example : table). and then just charge over the table and then just attacking you.

victim: im just saying -..
african bear : *charges over table and attacks"

african bear by zarussian September 11, 2010

African Jew Bear 

1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.

What happened to Isaac?

He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...

Not another!

African Jew Bear by dyb24 January 7, 2011