Acability 

Academic ability in someone who struggles in school.

How in God's name did Joey get two F's this semester?

To be honest he gives a decent effort. However, his acability is in the toilet.

Acability by mcgobri May 23, 2020

Raffability

It is a cross between liability and Rafferty:
Liability is something that is a hinderance or puts a group at a disadvantage or increases the possibility of an incident
Rafferty means to make a complete mess of any job to the extent that it is written off
The combination of the 2 adds much more emphasis and is used to describe the inevitable train crash of any task if there is a Raffability around.

I would use Pat on the job, but he's a compelte Raffability

Raffability by Big Matt 69 October 20, 2011

airability 

airworthiness; being fit for flying.

The new aircraft has no airability and so it was discarded.

airability by uttam maharjan December 25, 2013

assability 

the ability to assertain the exact abilties of any given ass on any given chick at any given moment in time.(see ASSKEN)

ass ken was able to assertain the fact that she was ass friendly w/his assability,thus knowing, not making assumptions nor assuming.

assability by assken December 3, 2009

Alcability

1) The ability to consume large quantities of alcohol with great ease and proficiency. (Alc-ability)

2) a measure of ones ability to drink alcohol especially in comparison with peers

3) the ability to function with relative normalcy or to be seemingly unaffected after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

ATT

We all realized his "alcability" as he finished off the 3 liter bottle of crown that he had started the day before. His "alcability" far exceeded ours.

Alcability by feedtheducks November 4, 2017