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assability 

the ability to assertain the exact abilties of any given ass on any given chick at any given moment in time.(see ASSKEN)
ass ken was able to assertain the fact that she was ass friendly w/his assability,thus knowing, not making assumptions nor assuming.
assability by assken December 3, 2009
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aespability 

aespability (stylized æspability) is the rookie K-Pop girl group aespa capacity to remain stable in the Korean charts.
aespa's hit single "Next Level" re-entered the iChart realtime top 3, the aespability jumped out!
aespability by ! 에스파 September 3, 2021

Acability 

Academic ability in someone who struggles in school.
How in God's name did Joey get two F's this semester?

To be honest he gives a decent effort. However, his acability is in the toilet.
Acability by mcgobri May 23, 2020

Passability 

The ability to be passable, to not be mistaken for another gender/sex. When you have passability it means that you are passable as the gender you perform. If you are a transgender woman and no one ever mistakes you for a man, then you have passability as a woman.
Having passability is really important for the safety of a transgender person these days.
Passability by Punkkat October 15, 2018

airability 

airworthiness; being fit for flying.
The new aircraft has no airability and so it was discarded.
airability by uttam maharjan December 25, 2013

assenility 

When a senile person is also an asshole.
That guy in front of me, driving the Buick, has had his turn signal on for 50 miles. Cleary, he's suffering from assenility.
assenility by echolaliababy March 20, 2011

Alcability

1) The ability to consume large quantities of alcohol with great ease and proficiency. (Alc-ability)

2) a measure of ones ability to drink alcohol especially in comparison with peers

3) the ability to function with relative normalcy or to be seemingly unaffected after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

ATT
We all realized his "alcability" as he finished off the 3 liter bottle of crown that he had started the day before. His "alcability" far exceeded ours.
Alcability by feedtheducks November 4, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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