aeroplane food

1. Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.

2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.

3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.

Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!"
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."

BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'.

by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006

Airplane food

A light meal to eat while flying to your destination. Nobody knows what the deal with it is.

Hey, man. What’s the deal with airplane food?
I don’t know. What’s the deal with airplane food?

by CoolCatUD November 16, 2019

Airplane Food

A interdimensional realm housing the most deranged minds of the multiverse.

What's the deal with Airplane Food?

by Bluddly May 15, 2023