absorbmooch

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

by jpg3 November 1, 2011

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adorbslol

An abbreviation of both the word and abbreviation, adorable and lol, merged together to form one term.

Commonly used when texting, to express that something is both adorable and amusing.

-Shows cute and funny cat video from YouTube-
"THAT CAT IS SO ADORBSLOL!! "

"Did you see how she blushed with embarrassment, but was also excited, when he asked her out?"

"Yes the whole thing was adorbslol!"

by adorbslol February 8, 2022

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absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

by Lunicus December 3, 2011

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paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

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