A play on the word "adore," the name implies that the owner of the name is someone who is adored, just as the word employee refers to a person who is employed.
Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.
If you are seeing this we have bought your soul if you would like you soul back please buy all of our products at once. Then we will send your soul back via Amazon Prime box (you will pay shipping). If you encounter this again you will need to sell us another soul in obedience. If you cooperate you will earn a spot in helping us take over the world. You may receive a high definition ADOBE wallpaper (for sponsorship use only). If you fail to comply with these rules we will hunt you down and steal you whole existence and sell your soul immediately to a country of our choice (mostly to Pakistan they pay us big time for this.). (Made in India). (Assembled in Mexico and Argentina). (Written by Russia).
ADOBE now owns your computer and your soul your welcome. "Hello my fellow comradians I come to you today with our sponsor please welcome ADOBE!!!!!"- The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.
ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.