adipophilia

An obsession with or sexual attraction to cellulite.

"Doc, I dig on cellulite. I want to fondle the stuff."

"jb03, the hail damage you long to touch is a classic case of adipophilia"- from The Cyber Clinic of Dr Dyer'ere

adipophilia by Dyer'ere April 20, 2005

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audiophilia nervosa

Audiophilia nervosa describes the anxiety resulting from the never-ending quest to obtain the ultimate performance from one's stereo system by means of employing state-of-the-art components, cables, and the use of certain "tweaks."

Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.

Todd had spent well over $100,000 in speakers,monoblock amplifiers, fiber optic cables, Shakti stones, pre-amolifiers, and other equipment and tweaks. And yet he still wasn't convinced that Diana Krall's voice sounded "silky" enough.

Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.

audiophilia nervosa by whimzzical June 19, 2010