appophiliac

A person that is obsessed with buying applications for any Apple product.

I bought 20 apps today. I think I'm an appophiliac.

appophiliac by lbarkley April 16, 2011

alcophiliac 

One that enjoys the consumption and effects of grandiose amounts of alcohol, but still leads a successful, functional, and happy life, and does not exhibit the dependant characteristics of an alcoholic.

Cecile can outdrink all her friends, and loves the taste of alcohol. She is frequently found partying her ass off while wasted, but knows when to stay sober and get down to business. She is an alcophiliac.

alcophiliac by Amandine foooooooooooood October 30, 2006

Aspophilia 

From the diminutive of Aspergers, "Aspie" and the Greek -philia φιλία = love.

1) A sexual attraction to geeks.

I've found that many female Doctor Who fans have Aspophilia.

I knew I was an Aspophiliac as soon as I listened to his Quantum Mechanics lecture.

Aspophilia by nicocoer April 19, 2009

apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack 

Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers

An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.

apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 16, 2014

appliphiliac 

A person who has sex with appliances.

I totally had sex with my fridge!
You are such an appliphiliac!

appliphiliac by Raintears June 11, 2006

aphrophiliac 

some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution

Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?

aphrophiliac by Torin February 26, 2008

Aphrophiliac 

To fuck your food

“Wow, that pie be looking mighty fine”

*unzips pants*

“Did you hear Tommy is an aphrophiliac? He did more than bast that turkey…”

Aphrophiliac by Ieatpaint March 6, 2022