adebayor

Somebody with a huge slab of meat hanging between their legs.

He viciously slapped her face with his Adebayor.

by Lewis Varley June 10, 2008

adebayor

a name for a generic, random black person with especially dark complexion. comes from arsenal player emmanuel adebayor (2006-7 recipient of 'Blackest Premiership Footballer' as voted by his fellow professionals)

Arsenal fan: Adebayor is the best adebayor ever.
Spurs fan: Nah Chimbonda totally owns him.

by george khan April 13, 2007