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Extremely bad, verging on the ridonculous!
I'm still in disbelief over your abysmal sofa, son!
Abysmal by yellow_yoshi December 31, 2010
Words you can keep
"today was abysmal"
"today was shitty"
Abysmal by Judas Longshore January 3, 2009
what the grand wallen describes as low tier and janky
the graphics on console are abysmal
blacks are abysmal
Abysmal by FaZe Adolf December 16, 2020
an inexplicable level of immaturity and lack of class; leads to irrevocable decisions that are regretted for years.
It is an abysmal shame to not take a chance on the greatest thing ever.
abysmal by Ranch Woman August 18, 2011
A word often used to describe the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, following it's recent decline in writing and acting quality.
Did you watch Coronation Street last night?

No. I don't watch it anymore. It's an abysmal show.
Abysmal by GemmaCollinsFan May 7, 2024

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

down abysmal

a worse version of down horrendous and down atrocious.
Lojic : *does nothing*
Everyone : down abysmal
down abysmal by kaithe3rd April 1, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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